10 Worst Celebrity Close-Ups

Ready to feel better about yourself? Sure, celebrities look amazing on film and in magazines, but how do they look in unaltered, high-resolution photos?  Here are ten of our favorites!

1. Kim Kardashian

 Kim should avoid open flames; she might melt.

2. Paula Deen

 

The new face of Diabetes.

3. Hugh Laurie

Housed.

4. Vanessa Hudgens

 Might we suggest a good depilatory cream?

5. Jennifer Aniston

 Jen has had about three nose jobs since this picture was taken. (Allegedly!)

6. Celine Dion

 Her sideburns will go on....

7. Uma Thurman

 Please tell us that's make-up powder on her nose....

8. Britney Spears

Toxic.

 

9. Vanessa Paradis

 Don't laugh - she landed Johnny Depp!

10. Mick Jagger

Don't do drugs, kids.